I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are
never stop dancing lil’ buddies