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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

(via hi)


phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys, via hi)


repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

yes yes yes to all of the above

(via pizza)


thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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(via intensional)


People get drunk
They hook up with the wrong person
And pretend to be okay
People act tough
And get mad


People will do anything to distract their heart.
They will do anything to distract it from missing someone.

Distraction in its true form  (via gaypizza)

(Source: novemberdepth, via starlight-star-bright)

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

(via hate)


hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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(via retiredjesus)